Monthly Archives: May 2013

Little Lurking Entity

The lighting in my living room was dim; I’d had a few drinks and I glanced down at the oddly shape large bruise on my chest. The bruise replaced the giant cyst that once inhabited the area.  It had been … Continue reading

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“How much Lidocaine did you use?” AKA OMG I’m superhuman.

“What would you like me to call you? Address you as Ms or by your first name?” the nurse at the wound care clinic asked me. I smiled at her, we’ve spoken a dozen times and it never occurred to … Continue reading

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What’s that gross sucking noise?

Patience is something I lack when it comes to certain things. I can wait all year long for my birthday, or Christmas. But when it comes to traffic or, I don’t know…healing from a giant wound I’m less than patient. … Continue reading

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…and on the fifth day she whined again (aka more anesthesia, don’t be jealous)

Life is weird. Sometimes things seem like they’re smooth, like a ride in a luxury car. And other times like you can’t get your timing right on the clutch and the gas and everything is herky-jerky and makes your world … Continue reading

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